Article Category: Escort Business
Added on: 08/12/07 14:12
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1. Provide a Clean Incall. - The way a lady keeps her incall can directly reflect in how she keeps herself.
2. Be a Clean Provider - Hobbyist come to every appointment straight from the shower OR take a shower at the ladies house. So, if a hobbyist needs to use the facilities when I arrive at the incall; LET THEM.
3. Basic Honesty - Some hobbyist have chronic allergic reactions to smoke....even when only present within a home or incall. Believe me girls, a non-smoker can detect if someone smokes as soon as they walk into the incall. Don't tell them you don't smoke and when they show up have multiple overflowing ashtrays all over the incall, the smell of smoke in the air, etc.
4. An Illusion of Passion - At least act like you want to be with the hobbyist OR enjoy your job. THEY CAN tell the difference. No one twisted your arm to see them... If you don't like it; do something else for $$.
5. Be Upfront - If there's something you don't do verbalize it up front. Don't say in chat, through IM, etc., that you really enjoy kissing, DATY, BBBJ, etc., and then when the session starts, turn your face when you try to kiss, super glue your knees together preventing DATY, or act like the dick is disgusting (See Note # 2 above) when it comes time for BBBJ. Talk about a session killer.
6. Monthly Visitor - If it's that time of the month say it's that time of the month. Don't wait until the hobbyist arrives to disclose this little tidbit of information, or better yet simply state you are unavailable for the next few days, no reason needed. Do not think you can douche, put in a diaphram, or use any other artificial means to disguise the fact that it's that time of the month. they CAN tell and do care.
7. Banks and Walking ATM Machine! Your fee is your fee. INever should one use a hobybyist as such. They don't prepay, loan money, nor give it away. Your problems are your problems and they have thier own problems. Never shall the two should meet.
8. Hobbyist are Not Your Priest - If your boyfriend, pimp, SO, whatever is giving you a hard time it's not THIER problem, it's YOUR problem. Change your living circumstances.
9. Be Considerate - If you can't make it call and let them know. Give them the opportunity to make a Plan B. Don't no-show or not be at your incall when they arrive. A simple phone call can save you a whole lot of grief and, honestly, most will not be mad but appreciative. And, if they do get mad, look at it as you've just dodged a bullet.
10. Desperation Never Sells - If you have a reputation as a flake provider, no showing, etc. don't post an ad that rent is coming due, your car is broke down, or any other life issue because if you handled your business in a professional manner you'd had good steady business without becoming desperate.
11. Accurate Pictures - If the pics on your Website are from 10 years (or 50 pounds) ago, out new pics up. Most can tell the difference when they arrive no matter the age. We all looked different when we were younger and I think you're not doing yourself or your client any service by having inaccurate photos posted. Glamour shots are great -- if you look like that when I arrive.
12. Don't Rush - Some engines are older and require more communication to get it running at peak RPM. If your rate is X$/hour do not try to get me off and out the door in 30 minutes. It's more than the fucking. It's also about relaxation and stress relief. Of course, there are time when it may be appropriate to just blow and go but that choice is mine. If they want to just lie back and talk, hug, or snuggle for the remaining 30 minutes it's time that THEY bought and paid for. And besides, your time is ALL that you're selling. If you charge $$/hour and $.25 for a half hour don't be offended if THEY only give you $.25 if you get dressed and infer they leave after 30 minutes. YOU'RE the one who cut it short. On the other hand, if they say they have to go after 30 or 40 minutes they will normally leave you the full $$ fee. It's a matter of who initiates the exit. HINT: YOU getting up and putting YOUR clothes back on after the first bell in 20 minutes is YOU initiating the departure.
13. Calculate Your Fees Correctly - A provider ran an add requestion $$/Incall and 1$ for 4 hours plus dinner. Hmmmmm....that is $$50 and hour plus the cost of the meal....which plus drinks adds up to a hobbyist probably not wanting to dine with you. For that they may just schedule you for 4 hours (800) and buy you McDonalds!! lol.
14. Tipping - A touchy subject but one nonetheless. This is a business and us ladies appreciate (don't expect) tips. However, tipping is most common a part of this business. You don't leave a resturant without tipping, so don't pardon to leave us without such either. Though we are paid below min. wage, we don't all carry hefty schedules or have multiple encounters durning the day. A tip is a reward for the services provided. One must then go over-and beyond to warrant this tip. We like to make more money without charging you more for it. Its a nice way to ask for it by stating fees such as "$$ hr, tips appreciated."
So.... if we all study these and perform these basic characteristics and duties, we will be helping eachother. Don't be confused upon how this may or may not apply to you, because there are some that is does apply to. This hurts our business. And though we may be in it for ourselves and the money, we do work with eachother.
(quoted from a member on aspd.net)
About the author:
Oceans Kiss is an active conversationalist and companion. She is a graduate student who over-analyzes most of life, but lives it up to the fullest.
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