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oh this is just great!
today...i went to pay for my website maintaining etc. its at a certain bank, and no-one questions me at pay in..

today, im faced with a handsome sikh (i only say this cos im sort of imagining hes not looking at escort sites... More...

im guilty of fluffiness el grandioso, can u imagine the huge shock i got, when i went for a poo today? it was pink marshmallow!
it wont flush either!
what brought that on? mad cow disease? ... More...

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A while back I released a scene with me and Naomi outside fucking behind a trailer which you seemed to enjoy

Well Naomi is back and looking as sexy as ever and this time she is wearing a red see through dress and black leather th... More...

i havent blogged for ages...i have been living in the slow n mediocre lane hahaa, not really, just doing stuff and catching up on non tarty things, as well as seeing to my lovely boys. ive been quiet on here...but i feel a major loudness coming on!
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no i bloody wasnt...i had a big coat on and it rained...
its that prince RAINiers fault...! hahaha
i had it in my head that monaco was all copacabana and frou frou casino flamboyancy, and it wasnt....

LIAR!!! it was fabulous lovely! but it did r... More...

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my tiswas moment...have a pie? i did...several! ... More...

a random fotoshoot off the cuff, at one of my loved gels places today.. the fastest fotoshoot ive ever done, in out, in out, all done! good pics too! not bad for a 40yr old with one outfit! it was meant to be "chicago" musical stylee for moi.. but we... More...

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im a lucky tripper, i dont travel muchly, but the monaco to brighton train called!
was a bit nosey to see this hotel...oh, it lived up to the hype! pelirocco in brighton, nice. not 5***** but its got a real vibe, very cool. just right, and what it ... More...

i like funny tshirts... More...

not my real bday, my blog bday!
its been a year...today! xmas day.
i was in london bridge on the sofa on xmas night 05, and thought, oh nows a good time eh?
i read a yrs worth back, oh, how awful and embarrassing at bits. teeth falling out, movi... More...

just a pop in so u know im alive.
and! a couple of lines from a film i just watched.

"hes so cool, his bed makes itself in the mornings"

"hes so hard, his nightmares are scared of him"

and there was another line that made laff so much, t... More...

then i went quiet again! oh.. not for the want of trying...
i was sorting out the new site stuff, wasnt i?
new site! excited me! like a dolly with its head cut off (sorry, not a slur on the photographers...)
well, me with a new site...never thoug... More...

i was in peckham yesterday..2nd hand shop, my faved haunts is 2nd hand shops, and im a total bin-raker, me. i cant help it. my mum is so ashamed. show me a skip, i need to look in it. i can buy new stuff, but i like finds. i like to paint and fashion... More...

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3rd oct was my new birthday, my whore birthday, my plink birthday, my brothers real birthday! also one of my girls has just had a birthday! got her a good pressie, but she will have to wait for it.. she doesnt live too near.

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tonite, went to see stuart lee (of lee and herring fame) un pc show at bush theatre, he is judas, its judas' take on what really happened? well my main interest was mary mag, eh? so hes gets on the prossie vibe..boy mate who knows me, is shoving wine... More...

a bond of a year, ok il try! but i think i should leave that to another lady!
what a year..what ive done, who ive met, its a book/film in itself.
my first real year as an online girly. last oct..i didnt even know of online naughtiness! can u beli... More...

i was out of town for a wedding reception yesterday..stayed over at a lovely manor house hotel and returned this eve...had to buy single train ticket back...
i got to the window, and who is behind the window... yes, one of my boys! he had the most g... More...

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Now Christmas is gone it is back to normal for me so this week I am releasing Border Partol" which stars Rachel at her very best wearing a black leather mini skirt and long black leather gloves

I am a soilder on border patrol who... More...

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This week I am releasing "BBW wannabe porn star" which has Yorkshire's BBW award winner Lola in her first ever porn film!

This scene has the lot!

Tit wanking, blowjobs, pussy eating and fucking! but the jewel in the crown is ... More...

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This week I am releasing "Whore's for you" which stars Naomixxx where the curvy babe is wearing a red see through fishnet dress and thigh high black PVC boots

Naomi has been booked as a escort for a afternoon of fun where she lay... More...

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This week I have released the conclusion of Road Block which stars the voluptuous Kaicee Marie getting fucked outside

See Kaicee riding cock in the great outdoors one way then the other before being taken form behind where she is... More...