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Doesn't every man wish he had that problem. My extra 36 inches have vanished into the vapours into the air, or something like that.
Have been pampering myself recently and decided to invest in some body wraps, draws all the gunk out of your skin ... More...
I have another factor to consider when deciding if I want to take unregulated drugs. It's going to tip the scales in most cases.
For the last week, I've felt confused and at some distance from myself. It was worrying at times, and irritating for t... More...
Oooh what a palava! (cant think who it was who used to say that?!)
Been out to visit a gent tonight at his hotel, lovely exclusive Georgian hotel in commuter belt country. Fortunately as you will see both of us were running a bit late, him because h... More...
From reading my previous blogs and the replies, it appears I am obsessed with my boobs and my weight. What woman isn't? Eh?
Being in this industry makes your appearance public property. Someone doesn't like my bikini line you will read about it. W... More...
I am a sad creature sometimes, I mean sad in terms of my taste sometimes, I rushed to the local Woolies yesterday, me and woochie woo (his pet name) in toe, had to grab a copy of G4's latest album, they were robbed when they came second in X factor!!... More...
Was anyone wondering if I'd managed to find a new housemate? It's not as amusing as Heather's childhood stories, but here we go.
The process wasn't nearly as bad as last time, thank god. After a slower start then we were happy with, we met several... More...
1: I know I'm a bit odd, my friends know I'm a bit odd, it's all good. Every so often though, there's a moment that specifically makes me think, "I'm really not normal, am I?" One of those was when the highlight of my day was my boyfriend suprising m... More...
I'm sick of looking for housemates!
This is the third time I've done it in less then six months. Last time was a nightmare and this time we have until the 20th before we have to start paying extra rent.
Arrrrg.
Anyone want to come live in my... More...
I bought some different condoms and unbeknown to me they had a strong anaesthetic in the teat, not just a little numbing but a complete deadening of the whole appendage, so much so that my poor gent was having major concerns as to why he couldn't rea... More...
My room is clean and tidy! Hooray! My standards aren't as high as some people's, but I do like a well-kept living space, I'm just not that good at keeping it. (I was when I lived in a huge room by the sea though, clearly I just need more space. Or le... More...
Have just purchased a pair of thigh length boots, been putting it off for ages but in recent weeks seem to have a lot of requests for the said articles.
I put them on for the first time with stockings and an extraordinarily short skirt as was the ge... More...
I had to turn down another job today. It's so sad, I've been off sick for two and a half weeks. Having the heating go out made it difficult to shake the cold off, then I was finally almost done with it and seem to have picked up something else. I had... More...
As I may have said or alluded to early on in this blog, I'm not a very good student. In fact, I'm a terribly lazy student. Laziness is the one thing I'm ashamed of, but hey I thought, at least I don't get stressed. I just avoid things compulsively. I... More...
About 30 of my friends are in a hotel in Boston at the moment, and I can't go because I have exams and stuff.
They called me, not realising it was half past two in the morning here, to ask about Prince Alberts and foreskins.
I'd just been doing... More...
It is funny when I read back at what people say about the past year.
Mine is a plotline for Eastenders, honest.
Let's see, got engaged to client, he cheated we split up, got together with another client, he was only interested in sex, we spli... More...
Couldn't think of another D :)
It seems like a lifetime ago since I last blogged on here. Life is strange. Everytime you think you can't crawl any lower you do but then shortly after you bounce right back.
So it has been a long month so far. H... More...
When I was very insecure, social anxiety made me think and do silly things. I was vulnerable enough that anyone I had any interest in could hurt me, and whenever I liked someone, at all, I was paranoid that if they realised they'd somehow be offended... More...
My family have all known for some time what I do. After the initial shock from some, horror from others and disgust from one hypocrite it is funny when I talk about work. I am not the first person in my family to grace the men of the UK with my prese... More...
Funny expression, reverse oral. Sometimes in parlours you have to pay to do it as the girl treats it as an extra and charges accordingly. I usually say you are mssing out babe and smile sweetly.
I was out and about a couple of weeks back, had to s... More...
A part of escorting that I enjoy ( as well as the obvious) is the diverse conversations that take place horizontally. Here are just a few snippets that were voiced post coitally this week ....
1. How to embalm a body.
2. 9/11 was planned well in ad... More...
I've been reading <a href=http://ex-millennialgirl.blogspot.com/>Ex-Millenial Girl</a> for most of the evening. I recommend it.
It's got me thinking about stripping, even though my experience was so different from hers. I'm not even sure where I'm... More...
Don't think I have blogged for yonks, mainly due to my computer packing up on me, thankfully rectified, a laptop will make life a whole lot easier (hopefully).
Funny though I was a computer addict and got withdrawal symptoms at first not being able ... More...
I think I have had one of the strangest items of lost property left in my capable hands .. one pair of gentlemans beautifully made brown suede brogues. It wasn't until I woke up that I noticed them there, side by side by the dressing table, waiting f... More...
I have just returned from ooop North in a big white van, I needed to hire one to collect something from North of Watford. It was a huge one, something that I am not used to driving in the least and it made me feel quite different sitting up high ther... More...
Can't believe it I have been escorting for one year on 1st August, time has flown by and as Edith says in the immortal song, I regret nothing.
It was something that I always had a fascination with and maybe at the back of my mind I knew I would do i... More...