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Found in the excavations. The lady is on the top.
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Added on: 02/23/06 04:45
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What a confusing day for me yesterday. Firstly I had double booked myself, with a gent coming to see me for a couple of hours in the day, then another for same time in the evening, dont usually like to have more than one liason in a day but I honoured my agreement ... sort of!
My evening gent travelled a long way to visit me, and when he arrived I went outside to meet him, he hugged me and told me I was "gorgeous" and "glamourous" which was a good start.
I then led him by the hand to my cosy hideaway ... then the strangeness began. Firstly he couldn't believe I was a "prostitute" and that he was offered a bite to eat and drinks of his choice, thought it really odd ....!? I like to have my home ready and cosy for my gents so I light candles dim the lights, have an open fire, nice music playing etc .... to begin my seduction ... he couldn't believe this though and insisted that I must have a husband or boyfriend hidden in the house who I had done all this for, and that my home was too nice for me to possibly be a "prostitute" he wanted to search the rooms etc, saw my muddy wellingtons by the back door and insisted they were a mans! I showed him the bedroom (lit with candles too) and he said he couldn't possibly "have" me in there as it was my bed and too nice!! I was very confused by this time and asked him to be honest, was I not what he thought I would be?... perhaps he didn't really fancy me ..? but no he said he fancied me like mad!
Eventually I sat him down and found out that the gent had only ever visited a parlour and was utterley amazed that this side of the industry existed, was it real?? It was like being with a lover/mistress who was going to seduce you ........ erm yes that was the whole point!!
Anyway the upshot of it all is that he had booked me for 2 hrs, stayed for 20 mins and paid me for an hour!
And finally he has rang apologised again and would like to meet me next week in a hotel in London!
Nowt as queer as folk ...
Josephine x
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Added on: 02/22/06 05:25
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I have got a lot of nice underwear, bra & knicker sets, the usual stockings suspenders and my favourite, basques with suspenders attached but I need more, never seem to have time to go out shopping just for me, my girly things which is an essential part of what we need in this job. Another thing is my ample breasts have become even more ample and are bulging out of their confines! I need to have some proper measurements done again, this is a strange phenonema as a few other ladies have said they have experienced the same (must be all the sex hormones working overtime!) Im going to set aside one day a week for this personal shopping lark. Keep wondering when the summer arrives about wearing underwear at all, would be nice to have a summery dress with nothing on at all underneath, no stockings to ladder, no bra straps to tickle my sensitive shoulders, just let them loose and feel the delightful breeze ... ah bliss! Talking of bosoms, while out for a meal tonight, dressed in a nice skirt and top feeling a little chilly crossing the road, I was cat called with the old chestnut "You must be chilly darlin, or you just pleased to see us" ... crumbs thought that one had gone out with the ark! The old lines do make me laugh though, "How do you like your eggs, fried or fertilized" is another diabolical old chat up line haha!
Seen some lovely gents this week a couple of new ones too, clicked with all of them and it sounds like they will come back too which is always a nice compliment ...... which leads me onto something not so nice, my pictures were stolen from Punterlink gallery and set up as someones new site on Adultwork, I was alerted to this by a couple of gents who were confused about my rates, the thief had used about eight of my pics, advertising her rates as much less than mine along with services, including dogging and swinging which I would never entertain! How do these peoples minds work, how dare they steal photographs and try and pass them off as their own, I was furious! Thankfully with a lot of help from some very kind people who post on this site, forums and Punterlink admin the bogus site was removed along with my pics, hope she has the cash stolen if she has made herself money from me! (no thats too harsh, should say hope she has a conscience and doesn't do it to anyone else). I suppose this is one of the pitfalls though in this industry, maybe I have had it too gentle so far, trouble is Im a trusting and honest soul and when things happen like that it shocks me ...nevermind, over and done with, tomorrows another day ... might even go out and get those boobs measured!
Josephine xxx
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Added on: 02/18/06 19:36
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Lovely to feel it getting slightly warmer and seeing little flowers popping up everywhere, there is certainly something about the feeling of Spring getting closer that makes my primeval urges get stronger by the day! Maybe its because I love the countryside and am quite in tune with nature, maybe its because of the lovely gents who I have introduced to some "country pursuits" since starting incalls. whatever is causing it, long may it last, I will forget the bromide and enjoy the mating game for all its worth, but do beware "The management will not be held responsible for any groin strains, exhaustion, or grins that wont go away".
Josephine x
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Added on: 02/11/06 06:36
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After much umming and ahhing I decided a few weeks back to go for it with incalls as well as outcalls. I felt a bit worried about using my home for such naughty encounters (worried and excited should I say!) mainly because where I live resembles that of Midsomers Murders, with everything that entails, vicarage fetes, cricket, polite acknowledgements to others etc and of course any hint of a scandal is leapt upon with great relish!
Goodness gracious whatever would they think about that charming but mysterious dark haired lady who has recently moved amongst them, the lady who dutifully supports the fetes and vicarage garden parties, who chats with the vicar and helps little old ladies across the road ... would they faint away in horror if they knew that the nice lady is really a very naughty lady when she closes the door of her hidden away cottage, removes her country casuals and after bathing and pampering slips into very rude basques, stockings, suspenders and heels, blouse and skirt and awaits the visitation of of a highly charged gent so she can have her highly charged wicked way with him! Oh yes they would be gobsmacked, crumbs what a double life but what a thrilling double life. (Hope the Vicar doesn't book me) Smack my wrists!
Josephine x
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Added on: 02/02/06 17:45
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Politically correct? Bah humbug!
Jx
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Added on: 01/20/06 05:35
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A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
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Added on: 01/14/06 18:53
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Keep wondering whether any gents use a proper barbers and whether that immortal phrase is still used? It also makes me wonder whether copulation, fucking, having it off, making love was only done at weekends ...?!
Why this has sprung to mind, was because of a curious incident tonight. I stopped at the M25 services for a snickers bar and a can of red bull (energy!) in preparation of my appointment, and while paying the assistant asked me "Is there anything else you would like" no thanks I said, and once again he said "Are you quite sure there isn't anything else you require" while really staring at me manically. Once back in the car I double checked I had got my condoms on me, I felt like he knew where I was off to and was asking me if I was prepared!
Nowt as queer as folk!
Josephine x
Ps My exhaust fell off once again on the way home, well it was Friday 13th, so another dull trip tomorrow to a garage to be ripped off because Im a member of the contradictory sex, as Basil Fawlty would say!
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Added on: 01/13/06 19:41
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Ive always had a high sex drive, its something that has occupied my mind since a relatively young age, reading Heathers blog made me think about my own first experience which was at the illegal age of 14, it didn't feel like that though, I was physically mature with a generous bust similar to my size now, mentally immature I certainly was it was more like a game, sneaking down the woods making dens to have our illicit little sessions in, hiding under the bedclothes when my boyfriends mother thought we were upstairs listening to Abba, which we certainly were, pounding away to "Does your mother know!"
God I hate to think of how young I was and feel sad when I hear of youngsters having early sex lives, but I loved it, dont regret it but would hate to think if I had a daughter, she would repeat it, hypocritical I know.
Since escorting my libido is even higher I suppose the more you have the more you want! I find I appreciate men even more than I ever did and look upon every age group now with sexual tinted spectacles, older men that I hadn't had the pleasure before escorting are becoming more and more desirable by the day the same with the younger variety, although I dont tend to see men under 25, unless they come across as exceptionally mature.
While out with friends last night pubbing, I kept feeling my eyes drawn to the fly area of different males, my mind wandering wondering how they like to be pleasured, I feel highly charged at the moment.... feel like I could write some real pornographic stuff... better go and put some bromide in my tea.
Josephine x
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Added on: 01/08/06 18:38
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Whilst being healthy and walking through the fields today I came across a field full of ewes must have been about 30 or so, some with huge red blotches of paint on them some with bright blue, mainly on their lower backs but the occasional one had the colour all over their faces and heads. Sitting exhausted at opposite ends of the fields were the two rams, with their raddles (the paint blocks) tied like huge strap-ons round their bodies with the paint like a massive cod piece underneath. Which led me to think how lucky us humans are, imagine us ladies had a huge blotch of colour on our backs, fronts, heads, everytime we had been mated or performed oral on a guy. In this profession, The Rolling Stones "Shes like a rainbow" springs to mind!
This is what I like about my work, I love living in the countryside, but with easy access to London for the majority of my bookings and shopping, hardly any distance at all.
The countryside is wonderful too in the summer, rolling in the hay, oooh arrrrh us country wenches sure know how to perform well in a haystack, cant wait, Im definately going to consider a roll in the hay with clients in the summer, nothing nicer than the feeling of straw on your bare bottom, bottle of hoppy ale, and a pair of strong thighs pushing you deeper into the hay....ooh im getting all unnecessary now... roll on sunshine!
Josephine x
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Added on: 12/30/05 15:13
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Considering I have been so behind this year with buying Christmas presents, Its been a pleasure to know that I have been, a Christmas present to a few lovely gents.
What a responsibility too "I have treated myself to you, as this years pressie to myself"
Luckily batteries are not required (unless added accessories are requested!) Fortunately Im a little easier to unwrap too and do not have my legs and arms tied with wire to the back of a sheet of cardboard, which seems to be the norm these days, especially with childrens toys.
Wish I had the nerve to wrap myself up in jolly paper and a big bow for my next appointment...
Happy Christmas and a Healthy, Wealthy new year.
Josephine xxx
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Added on: 12/23/05 10:01
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Is sex dirty? Only when its being done right.
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Added on: 12/21/05 19:42
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Added on: 12/04/05 14:34
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The mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance.
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Added on: 11/22/05 09:16
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was "the man goes on top and the woman underneath".
For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
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Added on: 11/13/05 16:24
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