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Tell him I've been too fucking busy.... or vice versa.
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Added on: 11/08/05 05:59
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Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
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Added on: 11/04/05 12:34
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My wife is a sex object,
every time I ask for sex,
she objects.
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Added on: 11/01/05 14:58
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Well not quite, Im a bird and I have something like flu.
Always this time of year too, achey eyes, thumping head, feeling hot in a different way!
After a fairly quiet week, I am having to cancel and reschedule bookings for this coming week, Sod definately exists and he has worked his law on me this week! Nevermind I can amuse myself with Richard and Judy if they are still around?
Josephine xxx
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Added on: 10/30/05 08:56
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Wasn't it something to do with Howard Hughes?
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Added on: 10/28/05 17:08
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Im feeling fed up to the back teeth today and its all concerning cars. I hate them (well today I do).
Driving back from a date, my exhaust fell off AGAIN, the second time it has happened while leaving a booking, Im running up far too much mileage in the little car, another one is definately on the books.
BUT while waiting for the AA my work phone rang, and a bloke (I certainly wont call him a gent) asked me if I would meet him tonight on an outcall for a shag in his car!!! He was deadly serious and very suprised when I told him to sit on his gear stick! Im offended, maybe I shouldn't be. Obviously we all get stupid calls but that took the biscuit with me. I wouldn't have minded so much if we had a date maybe dinner, and then finished off over the bonnet of say an Aston Martin!
Go and pick a girl up in a club I reckon, surely it would be much easier on a Friday night!
Im seriously considering attending my outcalls on a pony and trap!
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Added on: 10/21/05 14:27
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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Added on: 10/13/05 19:04
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Sometimes people treat you differently when you are wearing your work clothes than they do when you are dressed in your more normal attire. Why is this? You haven't changed at all. You are the same person. Appearances though, count for a lot. Indeed, sometimes they can actually alter us. Certain outfits (or uniforms) can make it much easier for us to summon up a part of our personality that we dont normally display. What has all this got to do with your week ahead? Everything.
Well heres to a good week then... looking quite busy all ready!
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Added on: 10/01/05 10:10
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After trailing around the shops today it still seems that ladies who have overly ample bosoms are not totally catered for in the bra department, this drives me potty!!
Skulking about looking for 40FFs is like looking for Lord Lucan! Occasionally Im offered one that resembles something your maiden aunt would find frumpy, not good for a lady whos main clientelle like to see big breasts encased in a sexy bra!
Another boutique and the lady eyed my bosom with a mild distain and told me I was most probably way out with the size and would need larger... I will go back and get measured up properly, which forsees even more bra hunting.
Maybe ordering online isn't so bad afterall but its nice to look first.
Mature and awkwardly voluptuous..
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Added on: 09/26/05 19:20
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My little car and I travel around a great deal, to hotels, restaurants and private homes. Pulling up on their driveways, trying to vacate the car elegantly as you see the twitch of a curtain from the sitting room. Knocking on the door and entering into someones private world. Glimpses of family life, someone elses kitchen, someone elses shoes in the hall, someones elses homemaking skills with a feminine touch.
Leaving the sitting room after a drink, mounting the stairs passing by framed photographs of smiling children, grandchildren maybe, happy pictures of the gentleman who is leading you by the hand, standing smiling next to his pleasant looking spouse.
Sun streaming in as your ushered into the marital bedroom, another womans private abode, her jewellery, her makeup, her clothes, the marital bed with snow white covers, a bright blue towel laid upon it in readiness of my arrival.
Standing by the bed kissing and seducing her husband, laying on the bed (her side) with a large photo on the bedside cabinet of her and the gentleman beside me, I feel like apologising to the photo.. but she just smiles back happily at us both.
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Added on: 09/23/05 20:36
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thats what I am, have arrived back from an enjoyable evening out with friends and spotted the man I have admired from afar for many months, we chatted tonight and he flirted, complimented and teased me, and I blushed, tripped over my words and felt very bashful, it didn't go unoticed by him and he liked me more for it. If he had been a fly on the wall a couple of hours before, would he have recognised me then....?
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Added on: 09/17/05 19:20
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Really enjoyable evening spent in Brighton, the client was charming, we had a lovely meal and walked along the seafront looking at the moon reflecting on the sea and noticing it was becoming foggy.
Driving home in the fog and pitch black down very rural roads a massive bang came from my car as the whole exhaust system fell off!
I phoned the AA who told me someone would be with me within 20 mins, I also asked if I could update my membership to relay but was told by the "nasty lady" that it wasn't possible as I was phoning from a breakdown but could update the following day at home, and that my car would be taken to a garage but not me, even though it was now gone midnight, and I thought they were meant to help lone women!
Luckily the very nice man arrived and managed to fix it, he also said he would not have left me alone and would have taken me home, even though it is a sackable offence if you dont have relay!
Talk about jobsworth!
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Added on: 09/14/05 20:29
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Isn't life strange....? As a relative newcomer to this exciting profession, many thoughts raced through my mind, lots of feelings too, excitement, anxiety, rollercoaster type lurches through my tummy. As im a very private, discreet lady my main fear is one of being "found out".
Well think of it as a little like internet dating I told myself..which I had a little experience of. My first appointment went without a hitch, I wasn't nervous, the gentleman was very happy.
My second one was a different matter....I arrived at my destination once again dressed to thrill under my smart outer attire, to be faced with... yes you've got it a guy that I had dated and dumped from the net...shock horror from both parties!
What is a girl to do... well we went ahead with the appointment albeit slighty uncomfortably at first but that soon disappeared.
I didn't even flinch while leaving the premises when I heard his dulcet tones call after me "Had you in the end didn't I!"
Alls well that ends well, and thankfully since then all encounters have not been of the third kind but straight forward and fun....until the next time?
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Added on: 09/12/05 18:01
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