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Sure, 'no shows' are the bain of a sex workers existance.
We shouldn't take it SO personally though--as in: 'lack of respect' to this beleagured industry.
I have mates that work in various service industries, lots of them in elite five star situations----and the buggers do it to them too.
The only difference between me and them is that they swallow their pride, and at a later date see the swines that treated them with such contempt.
Not me----i invoke 'bushido' (way of the Samuarai) i will not allow the same thing to happen to me again, otherwise it is, as the Chinese philosophers would say 'like sipping bitter wine'. I'm not that desperate and i have to do it to take back control.
To say nothing of the rooftop snipers that hunt them down and erase with extreme prejudice (joke)
I see several houses of gastronomy do the very same thing---and GOOD ON 'EM.
Some people need to learn some manners
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Added on: 10/20/05 10:40
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The pains in my chest (and that's a BIG pain) and the shortness of breath--- due i think, to mega anxiety, has dissapated to the point that i will no longer think about booking an appointment for an E.C.G.
Some feedback from my 'stand up' (rather than the prone position---or any other for that matter) has started to filter through....
'If you want to come back again...' said the promoter.
'I wonder if you would like to publish them in a magazine (my anecdotes)' asked a Mag that, only 48 hours before, i had actually STARTED TO DRAFT a letter requesting the very same thing!!!!!!
FUNNY OLD WORLD ISN'T IT???
P.S---i said YES to doing it all over again---i must be utterly MAD....or is it the roar of the greaspaint and the smell of the crowd????
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Added on: 10/19/05 09:05
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Having performed my first 'stand up' at a bona fide theatre---with lights, mike, expectant audience, and just knowing that you CANNOT STUFF UP ----because, (this was MY view) the audience would think that i was only fit for/qualified to service: the good and the great, i am only just coming down to earth from my fright and high.
The paying punters (in the audience) were only given the line up 24 hours beforehand--and therefore one of my myriad soubriquets were bought into play.
Two words: unquestioningly terrifying.
I have so much respect for ANYONE who can get up and entertain LIVE.
I hope for the sake of you guys--i aquitted myself well.
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Added on: 10/14/05 20:50
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Was i flattered to be asked to appear on the show?....
Nope, but i thought if i could at least get across the fact that wonderful women (and men) are employed in the industry....and that it is LEGAL (apart from the obvious; underage soliciting and controlling/pimping)....and naturally could get a brief plug for my book, thereby showing that us members of the sex working community could say it loud and proud and pronounce;'we have nothing to fear...and we can achieve..and we have brains...and we are not ****ed up...and we are not on drugs'...i thought i could hide my pathological shyness and make a statement for the good------which was why i thought they asked me in the initial instance. Silly Moi.
A phone call this morning ended that flight of fancy.
i had been getting edgy, due to the fact that THEY WOULD NOT TELL ME WHAT THE SUBJECT MATTER WOULD BE.
I sent an enquiring email.
TWO days before the recording date they said: 'have you ever seen the show before'
I responded that i hadn't.
'It's about resolving conflict.....family conflict'
I wondered how the hell an author and erotic service provider could fit into the mix
'perhaps you have a family member who can say they hate what you do'
****disclaimer*** that may be not verbatim the precise words but i swear that is the gist of what was asked
The fact being, the reason they would not tell me what the subject matter was.....was (i assume) to dupe me to arrive at the studio without telling me the true nature of what they required.
When i told them that i was not going to take part in something which was not an indication as to the life i led nor my inner most thoughts
they asked:' do you know anyone who WILL???'
'ARE YOU ASKING ME TO DO YOUR WORK FOR YOU'I snorted indignantly.
If someone thinks that T.V is something to aspire to, i would say: i have encountered more truth in this industry which is still so maligned, compared to the shabby machinations of these charlatans.
I would like to know, who is going to recompense me for cancelled appointments???
It's late, as Ms 'o Hara would say: 'Tomorrow is another day'
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Added on: 10/05/05 20:04
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"..ooooh, i guess you'll be busy then, what with the conference an' all?"
They could not be more wrong-----Brighton is an exclusion zone----therefore most guys think: 'might stay away for a week'-----which is precisely what they do.
Which means---there has never been a better time to park and come to our Sunny Shores.
I just love BODY WORSHIPPING the politicians i've see on the telly-----for the umteenth time.........
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Added on: 09/21/05 17:57
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A few weeks ago, a lovely guy came to see me---and in the course of conversation he said: 'i'm getting married tommorow'
This reminded me of a likely lad who strolled into the 'best little whorehouse' in Sydney, Australia--and he proclaimed the very same words
'i'm getting married tomorrow ----so make it good sheilas'
He was 'with' 3 or 4 ladies for approx 6-7 hours-----it was Midday----and he was (as he told us) getting spliced at 3.pm.
He was absolutely 'rat-arsed'-----we put him in a cold shower----plied him with copious amounts of coffee----gave him his last/ final blow job of his single life------he staggered to the front door----we wished him well in his conubial bliss------bleary eyed he turned to his overnight temptresses and said:
I WAS ONLY KIDDIN'............
Bastard!!!!!
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Added on: 09/16/05 16:08
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I read in a newspaper a few weeks ago, that the ARMY was recruiting at
Europe's biggest Gay Festival--MANCHESTER PRIDE.
A SPOKESPERSON SAID:'they need not fear intimidation, prejudice or bullying.....'
So all of the taboos are being stipped away---BAR ONE.
PROSTITUTION.
The fear of being 'found out' or identified as a sex worker, thwarts all kinds of advancement in the world---and it really must stop.
Colour, creed, sexual orientation or even having been a criminal-----these do not stop people from doing what they want to do.
When is Britian going to grow up???
My M.P could be black, (openly)gay or an ex jailbird----but i bet he/she couldn't have been a sex worker.
Things simply have to change.........
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Added on: 09/15/05 08:27
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After all of that marvellous struggle and striving with oodles of the true Corinthian spirit---and what do our Cricketing lads do???
Flintoff chews his cud (with chewing gum)--like my childhood mate: MOLLY THE COW
And Jones sticks his bottle of beer in his gob and finally leaves it on the presentation podium.
Is it my imagination or are standards slipping???
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Added on: 09/12/05 18:30
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My favourite is:
'the batsman's Holding--the Bowler's Willie'
There have been some howlers in this test.
Hoggard apparently, can 'make his balls swing either way'
While Flintoff (sigh) 'hasn't had a look at it for a while'
They have all encountered 'a little tickle on the side'
Most of them could 'bowl this maiden over' any time.
Good luck the lads
L
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Added on: 09/11/05 17:41
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Any poor patron desirous of my attentions tomorrow will be disappointed---unless they are into hearing the thwack of leather on willow.
England V Australia----Jones has been declared unfit---he seems pretty
fit to me pal.
Mr Flintoff with his gorgeous butt and rosebud lips will have to suffice.
My crease is fit for Lords
L
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Added on: 09/07/05 18:57
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Within the space of 9 months i have evolved from another mere lady working in the sex industry to----well, i wouldn't be surprised if that Tarantino came tap, tap, tapping on my window pane.
Little ol' ladies cross the street to shake my hand (to say good things) and my emails are rammed to the gills with requests from production companies or posh newspapers.
Funny old world.
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Added on: 09/06/05 20:43
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Within the last few weeks i have been approached not only to do 'stand up comedy/afterdinner speaking' but also to appear on a mainstream chatshow.
I assume this attention is due to the publication of my book: BODY WORSHIP-True stories of a sex goddess.
This is all very well, but whilst i am adept at disrobing for a stranger...i quake at the prospect of standing up for an expectant audience or sitting down to be grilled on the intricacies of the 'sex industry'
I hope i aquit myself well..but this is like learning a new trade.
I remember my first patron....and i was petrified.
Now i have to terrify myself with something else.
I guess that's life.
L
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Added on: 09/05/05 18:50
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