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Noticed there was a sale on in Ann Summers so thought it was worth a browse. The underwear has improved so much from the cheap tat they used to sell. Got myself some really nice lingerie sets. Well it was a sale. Any excuse to splurge cash eh
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Added on: 04/27/06 08:00
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Just read an interesting blog where an escort was thinking or telling her friend what she does for a living.
Did I ever tell you about how I told my friends. I started working as a dominatrix before I was an escort and I waited for a few months and just blurted it out over a drink. My two close friends were very supportive and so I waited two weeks and then invited them round for dinner one Friday and got one of my regular clients who was a housework slave to cook and serve dinner. The looks on their faces when a 5 ft 10 builder dressed in a maids outfit opened the door and showed them in , is something we still giigle about to this day.
I still haven't told them I have progressed to escorting though - don't intend to either
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Added on: 01/20/06 06:17
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I can't seem to add to Dollymops thread but I was thinking about my fave hooker songs last night . Theres two that I like
Soul Asylum - without a trace is the first
I fell in love with a hooker
She laughed in my face
So seriously I took her
I was a disgrace
I was out of line; I was out of place
Out of time to save face
See the open mouth of my suitcase
Sayin leave this place
Leave without a trace
The other one is St Etienne - He's on the phone. I don't even know if this is supposed to be about an escort
He's on the phone, / and she wants to go home; / shoes in hand, / don't make a sound, / it's time to go.
He's on the phone, / doesn't want to go home. / The hotel life - / forget your wife, / you're on your own. Academia girl; / her life's a gas, / she loves the trash / inside his world. / Can't find his way there, / got the cash, / feeling flash / in Leicester Square
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Added on: 01/19/06 03:27
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Thought I posted this yesterday but it seems to have disappeared into the ether.
Made myself laugh muchos yesterday as I finished an outcall and once I'd zipped up vanity case realised I hadb't put my babydoll nightie away. Being far to lazy to unzip the bag I rolled up the skimpy wisp of satin and popped it in my handbag. Stopped for petrol on the way back and when I got home I realised that when I took my purse out to pay then I must have put down my sexy undies on the side by the mints and left them there. He he he he he. That nearly rivals the time thats I dropped my vanity case as the doorman at the Hyatt in Birmingham was opening the door and had to exit hurriedly with a vibrator buzzing as it had somehow got knocked in the jam. First thing in history to be turned on in the presence of a Hyatt doorman
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Added on: 01/18/06 06:39
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Just got back from a hotel assignemnt by the NEC. Why is it so hard to find a parking space around the hotel airports. I Have just flabbergasted a valet by leaping out and demsnding ( room xxx - can you park my car)The LOOOOOK. I am wearing Armani.. no problem until I exited until I left and he proceeds to chat me up until I get my vehicle back.Okay so why am I a leper when I park and afterwards a goddess
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Added on: 12/14/05 18:07
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Oh my , oh my. Took a well earned break between appointments last week and went to see the Chronicles of Narnia. Was on my way to an appointment this morning and as I parked in the hotel car park I suddenly remembered a shamefully erotic dream from the night before involving Mr Tumnus the faun . Perhaps I shall offer a discount for fauns wearing waiscoats during December
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Added on: 12/13/05 15:02
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