ONE ONE, TWO
"I LOVE U"

TWO TWO, FOUR
"LOVE ME MORE"

THREE THREE, SIX
"SEX IS FIX"

FOUR FOUR, EIGHT
"SEX IS GREAT"

FIVE FIVE, TEN
"FUCK U FRIEND"

Boy to girl:
"Can I touch your software"

Girl:
"First, show me your hardware"

Boy:
"Should I install it into your system?"

Girl:
"O.K, but first cover it with antivirus and then install"