Letitcia 's blog
December 2005
The country will be at fever pitch with people busting a gut to get to the Christmas celebrations with either friends or family ( though not everyone HAS a family)
I will morph from a windswept and interesting, wise and wily 'sex goddess,' to: .............a child.
I will be told where to hang my hat, my coat....told to set the table, to get my tea before it gets cold, to not drink so much...will be aked for the millionth time: 'have you ever thought of going back to your natural colour'
Be harangued to have a dessert when i don't WANT one.
I'm sure it's the same for most people.
We will ALWAYS be a child in the eyes of our parents and especially one's dear mother.
I won't even WANK while i sleep in my childhood bed
It just would not feel right!!!!!
Any body else feel that way????
Or is it the Catholic in me??????
I will morph from a windswept and interesting, wise and wily 'sex goddess,' to: .............a child.
I will be told where to hang my hat, my coat....told to set the table, to get my tea before it gets cold, to not drink so much...will be aked for the millionth time: 'have you ever thought of going back to your natural colour'
Be harangued to have a dessert when i don't WANT one.
I'm sure it's the same for most people.
We will ALWAYS be a child in the eyes of our parents and especially one's dear mother.
I won't even WANK while i sleep in my childhood bed
It just would not feel right!!!!!
Any body else feel that way????
Or is it the Catholic in me??????
I knew it was a mistake to venture into the metropolis on a Saturday afternoon two weeks before the C word.
I dodged the the shoppers till i came to a triple baby buggy (grrrrr)
and diverted to the gutter.....slipped and TWISTED MY ANKLE.
There i stood, like the Karate kid about to execute 'the crane'...with loads of people offering a perfunctuary 'you all right?' but not actually stopping to help me stand.
I tried to walk it off,....by the time i got home the pain was virtually unbearable...i had to cancel my appointments.
My potential patrons were good natured about it (at least i bloody let them KNOW i was cancelling....wish some men would consider doing the same)
Then finally i got a: 'yeah but you can still suck can't ya?'
I'm glad the spirit of good will toward men is alive and kicking!!!!!
I dodged the the shoppers till i came to a triple baby buggy (grrrrr)
and diverted to the gutter.....slipped and TWISTED MY ANKLE.
There i stood, like the Karate kid about to execute 'the crane'...with loads of people offering a perfunctuary 'you all right?' but not actually stopping to help me stand.
I tried to walk it off,....by the time i got home the pain was virtually unbearable...i had to cancel my appointments.
My potential patrons were good natured about it (at least i bloody let them KNOW i was cancelling....wish some men would consider doing the same)
Then finally i got a: 'yeah but you can still suck can't ya?'
I'm glad the spirit of good will toward men is alive and kicking!!!!!
In this game there is no rhyme or reason or no pattern to punting movements.
But this time of year is a shoo in, in terms of guaranteed patrons flocking to the door, you can practically set your watch by it.
I guess it is the prospect of being cooped up with people whom you have nothing or very little in common, other than being vague blood relations.
Add to that fractious kids, moaning oldies, and recriminations from years before boiling to the surface of the cauldren, and the ubiquitous Mother in Law....and poor blokes just want to escape and have a GOOD time.
Step this way gentlemen...HO HO HO.
It's not only the Turkeys that gobble at Christmas
But this time of year is a shoo in, in terms of guaranteed patrons flocking to the door, you can practically set your watch by it.
I guess it is the prospect of being cooped up with people whom you have nothing or very little in common, other than being vague blood relations.
Add to that fractious kids, moaning oldies, and recriminations from years before boiling to the surface of the cauldren, and the ubiquitous Mother in Law....and poor blokes just want to escape and have a GOOD time.
Step this way gentlemen...HO HO HO.
It's not only the Turkeys that gobble at Christmas
I solved the mystery of 'you was in the NEWS OF THE WORLD'
Several weeks a go i wrote and submitted an article (which will be published next week)about a new initiative which Brighton and Hove council are implementing with regard to sex workers.
To cut a very convoluted story short, i regaled a local reporter (who was at a restaurant launch) with the subject matter of the said article.
He, much to my searing anger and despite my protestations, plageurised it.
The story was deeply flawed, since he did not have the correct information (i was unwilling to provide it) and he even attributed quotes to me---THAT I NEVER SAID AT ALL!!!
Like they say: 'Never let the truth get in the way of a good story'
A hack from N.O.W obviously nicked HIS supposed story and 2 steps removed, the story ended up like a Chinese Whisper and was even more misleading.
On a similar theme: The manager of a local store (who stocks my book)gave some information (though very tongue in cheek) for the 'Shopping section' of a local Gay Magazine....he gave it to the editor, who just passed it over to the office girl...and it was bloody printed.
This is what it said:......... BUY A WHORE FOR 5.99!!!!! I hasten to add it was about my book and the manager was only joking BUT...doesn't anybody CHECK these things.
Still on a similar theme...yet ANOTHER local Magazine had an article about prostitution a few months back and i felt the wording was misleading, i there fore emailed complaining that it was bad enough to have the bigotry and castigation cast in our direction, but even worse if editors printed disinformation....i sent him a web link showing him correct Home Office Law covering the subject matter.
I have just picked up a copy....and whilst he has got MY quote right (hurrah, be thankful for small mercies)he has asserted that all of the ILLEGAL areas are now (according to him) LEGAL......i truly give up.
Talk about education, education,education
Several weeks a go i wrote and submitted an article (which will be published next week)about a new initiative which Brighton and Hove council are implementing with regard to sex workers.
To cut a very convoluted story short, i regaled a local reporter (who was at a restaurant launch) with the subject matter of the said article.
He, much to my searing anger and despite my protestations, plageurised it.
The story was deeply flawed, since he did not have the correct information (i was unwilling to provide it) and he even attributed quotes to me---THAT I NEVER SAID AT ALL!!!
Like they say: 'Never let the truth get in the way of a good story'
A hack from N.O.W obviously nicked HIS supposed story and 2 steps removed, the story ended up like a Chinese Whisper and was even more misleading.
On a similar theme: The manager of a local store (who stocks my book)gave some information (though very tongue in cheek) for the 'Shopping section' of a local Gay Magazine....he gave it to the editor, who just passed it over to the office girl...and it was bloody printed.
This is what it said:......... BUY A WHORE FOR 5.99!!!!! I hasten to add it was about my book and the manager was only joking BUT...doesn't anybody CHECK these things.
Still on a similar theme...yet ANOTHER local Magazine had an article about prostitution a few months back and i felt the wording was misleading, i there fore emailed complaining that it was bad enough to have the bigotry and castigation cast in our direction, but even worse if editors printed disinformation....i sent him a web link showing him correct Home Office Law covering the subject matter.
I have just picked up a copy....and whilst he has got MY quote right (hurrah, be thankful for small mercies)he has asserted that all of the ILLEGAL areas are now (according to him) LEGAL......i truly give up.
Talk about education, education,education
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