Last chance dance

A few weeks ago, a lovely guy came to see me---and in the course of conversation he said: 'i'm getting married tommorow'

This reminded me of a likely lad who strolled into the 'best little whorehouse' in Sydney, Australia--and he proclaimed the very same words
'i'm getting married tomorrow ----so make it good sheilas'

He was 'with' 3 or 4 ladies for approx 6-7 hours-----it was Midday----and he was (as he told us) getting spliced at 3.pm.

He was absolutely 'rat-arsed'-----we put him in a cold shower----plied him with copious amounts of coffee----gave him his last/ final blow job of his single life------he staggered to the front door----we wished him well in his conubial bliss------bleary eyed he turned to his overnight temptresses and said:

I WAS ONLY KIDDIN'............

Bastard!!!!!

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