Letitcia's sex tours.

I have just had an epiphany.
Since Thomas Cook are now advertising 'Sex Tours' of Amsterdam----where 'children go half price and the under 3' go for free', when i retire (when indeed) i will be the tourist's intrepid tour guide.

At the moment, the 'AMSTERDAM AFTER DARK WALKING TOUR' is being led by an ex sex worker---it begins with: a drink at a 'prostitute's information centre'---then, forming an orderly queue, they wander to the red light district itself. How Marvellous!!!!

I could wave my flag (adorned with a naked girl of majestic proportions) and lead them all into temptation.

'Mummy, why is that lady in the window on a swing?'
Mummy gives Britney a few Kroners to spend on sweeties.
'Daddy, that nice lady is waving at you!!'
Daddy gives Romeo more money to look after Sis, and LOADS of money to the missus to basically get lost for an hour.

How terribly Pythonesque, mind you according to a Spokesperson, the travel company was only offering this tour due to 'feedback from travel clients'!!!!

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