Working the 'phone

Firstly, one of my recent wankers. Posted on PZ in response to a post <a href=http://www.puntingzone.com/forum/index.php?topic=49645.from1135178077>here</a>:

He didn't say he was interested in an appointment, which was sort of honest, I suppose. He said he had a female friend who'd read a Nancy Friday book and got interested in canining (yes, dogs), and wondered if I could give any advice on the matter! I said no and sent him to the website that sells replica animal penii. He was quite excited that I knew of such a thing and asked if I had one. Nope, I said, I ordered one for a christmas present. (It was for a furry, not a zoophile.)


Secondly, a frequently asked question:<!--break-->
"So you are VERY bisexual, aren't you? Because my wife is VERY bisexual."

Expected response:
"Oh yes! I'd love to lick your wife's pussy and make her come again and again!"

My response:
"Yes, I'm definately bisexual."

The response in my head:
"Oh yes, VERY. I like boys just as much as girls and girls just as much as boys, I am situated precisely on the fence. Number three on the Kinsey Scale, 50% hereosexual and 50% homosexual. If you asked me to pick three lovers from 10 men and 10 women I'd take 1.5 of each! I guess I'm just the most bisexual girl you'll ever meet. Excepting your wife, of course."

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