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More tea Vicar?

After much umming and ahhing I decided a few weeks back to go for it with incalls as well as outcalls. I felt a bit worried about using my home for such naughty encounters (worried and excited should I say!) mainly because where I live resembles that of Midsomers Murders, with everything that entails, vicarage fetes, cricket, polite acknowledgements to others etc and of course any hint of a scandal is leapt upon with great relish!
Goodness gracious whatever would they think about that charming but mysterious dark haired lady who has recently moved amongst them, the lady who dutifully supports the fetes and vicarage garden parties, who chats with the vicar and helps little old ladies across the road ... would they faint away in horror if they knew that the nice lady is really a very naughty lady when she closes the door of her hidden away cottage, removes her country casuals and after bathing and pampering slips into very rude basques, stockings, suspenders and heels, blouse and skirt and awaits the visitation of of a highly charged gent so she can have her highly charged wicked way with him! Oh yes they would be gobsmacked, crumbs what a double life but what a thrilling double life. (Hope the Vicar doesn't book me) Smack my wrists!
Josephine x

Added on: 02/02/06 17:45

Comments

peter_o
02/02/06 23:54
I am sure they would appreciate your fundraising skills when the time comes for a new church roof.


Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

51scotty
02/03/06 03:35
petero....I have heard the expression ''raising the roof '' before......but that would give it a whole new meaning!

Matt
02/03/06 04:43
I'm going to a 'Tarts and Vicars' party tonight (gals dressed in a variety of provocative wear whilst we guys will be dressed innocently in vestment and cassock). I'm not for one moment suggesting you'd remotely resemble a tart Jo, not unless you really wanted to!

M

Josephine
02/03/06 16:53
Maybe I should dress as a nun with nothing underneath to welcome you in your Jesus creepers .... I keep thinking about rolling in the hay, so cold though this time of year ... maybe I should drag a bale or two into my bedroom!
Jx

Josephine
02/03/06 16:55
reminds me of the time when I first started escorting and someone rang me up and said would I mind making myself look like a prostitute for them ....?!

Josephine
02/03/06 17:02
haha might be able to help with polishing the bell too!
This is getting rather blasphemus (however thats spelt)

dollymopp
02/03/06 17:10
i donated money to st george the martyr church at borough, and i know one of the vicars! not biblically....its a lovely church and i know they needed to sell the hall along the road to repair the church so i put my good donation in. what would they think, if they knew where it came from....! dollymopps place in heaven is bought and paid for! hahaa

peter_o
02/04/06 02:08
I Just want to take this oportunity to apologise to any christians who are reading this, who may have been offended by this thread. Generally this is a non-judgemental group who do repect other peoples superstitions.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Helenmc69
02/06/06 12:54
I expect you will be busy offering in calls. there is much more demand for this.
Did you see that film, was on at Christmas -
Comic strip presents Sex, or something like that.
I think it was set in YOUR village, with bondage / wife swapping parties going on behind the curtains.
Very Midsomer murder...
Helen x

Josephine
02/07/06 15:04
Yes it certainly does make a difference appointment wise, still takes some getting used to for me though and I admit im a bit picky about who I allow into my house, the further away they live the better for me, I dread someone I know visiting so I tend to ask where they are coming from, and anywhere near the Outer Hebrides is a bonus! As for the wife swapping parties I can certainly imagine that happening here, its surprising what goes on in these "respectable" places. I hasten to add I haven't thrown the keys on the coffee table though!
Jx


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