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Talking Dirty in School

60,000 copies of a pamphlet designed to help secondary modern kids (as young as 14) to flirt, touch, talk dirty and (get this) nick mum's cling film -----to avoid sexually transmitted diseases, are being used by The qualifications and Curriculum Authority.

PSHE (personal social and health education)was NEVER like that in my day.

Even for for a teacher to MENTION the word Sex, the class would descend into a shambolic farce and have to be aborted.
The closest we got to learning about the birds and the bees in the trees was a dissected frog on a pitrie dish!!!!

A mother is quoted as saying (in indignation)'the majority of 14 yr olds are not having sex, so why should they be made to read the stuff????'

OH WAKE UP AND SMELL THE RUBBER CONDOMS MISSUS!!!

The sound bites are quite amusing also.
Education Dept: 'it's for the heads to decide'!!
The book blurb: 'there's no accounting for taste..not everyone likes oral'
***cough splutter, waves hand in the air*****

WELL I DO SIR!!!!


Added on: 02/16/06 11:20

Comments


Josephine
02/16/06 18:21
We were given a very similar sex education as you Penny, we were 16, physically mature and the majority of us naughty girls had been sampling the illicit delights of the male species .... locked up in a strict girls school does strange things to a blossoming young lady.
Used to wonder why they banned our battery operated toothbrushes!
Jx


Letitcia
02/17/06 05:25
It's a wonder we ended up doing it properly at all....i tried it with frogs but preferred the prince charmings!!!


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