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hogging the limelight

heres another quizzical literal,
hogging the limelight..

u have to imagine a row of lamps with yellow bulbs and a big hairy boar charging through them, hahaaa...

i have loads of these pics in mind!

swallowing ur pride...a man with a lions leg sticking out of his mouth?

doing odd jobs around the house...a man with his pants down, and there are a few odd shaped jobbies, like square and zigzag shapes all over the place?

being marooned on a desert island...2 men on a wee island, one painting the other with maroon paint?

keeping a stiff upper lip....theres a glass case with an upper lip in it, being watched by a studious person?

i should do a cartoon book!

Added on: 09/01/06 17:29

Comments


Josephine
09/01/06 19:12
Im "doing my nut" tonight ... whatever does that mean .. I have visions of someone scraping the white skin off a chestnut with a penknife!


Eleanor Aston
09/01/06 19:54
Someone called me nutty as a fruit cake..now all I can see is me fighting to get out of a cake full of nuts?

..oh and an image of trying to drape a fish on a bike as a Christmas tree??

Think its one of those months ladies


dollymopp
09/01/06 23:35
u are shoving the nut in ur moo moo?
im doing my nut hahhahaha


dollymopp
09/01/06 23:38
are u trying to ride a cock horse to banbury cross?
oh no, sorry it was a sea bass...hahahahaa


51scotty
09/02/06 09:41
You'll have us all at it now Dolly.....i have just written an email, and it wasn't till i'd finished that i realised i'd used these expressions;

'Kettle of fish'...can imagine boiling the kettle for a cup of tea, and finding it full of fish.

'Bottle it up'...what? beer or wine.

'Heart skipped a beat'....why? what was it doing, merrily skipping down the pavement singing 'hello dolly'

And one you have used yourself Heather...'good egg'....i like the little chocolate ones full of cream, and pop 'em in all in one go.hahah




The old ones are the best,
but the old ones that still feel young are better.


dollymopp
09/02/06 19:20
hes a good egg, ole humpty, hahaa


mark lewis
09/03/06 14:36
I do odd jobs and big jobs around the house, but never tried it with my pants down. I'll do it for you though, as long as I don't have to use a hacksaw!


dollymopp
09/03/06 20:20
gone down the pan....
what has?
im looking down the lavatory for cutlery, spare change, that lost glove...
hahaaa


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