Suck and chop

Lets face it folks. The United Kingdom has turrned into a rather shitty place to live.....and i'm thinking of leaving.

Or i WAS..........but then the most extraordinary marketing opportunity was handed to me, from, of all places...THE DEPARTMENT OF WORK AND PENSIONS.

I am going to retrain for a completely different profession-------- and earn 11,000 a throw.I am going to be the official National Cock chopper........

This is the reason: TRANSEXUALS CAN NOW COP 22,000 more from the government (that is why my operating fee is 50%) by retiring early at 60....so best get in quick chaps to optimise this unexpected bonus!!!!!

I realise i will be working for a diametrically opposed team now...instead of being an avowed 'fluffer' of erections...i am now going to chop the bloomin' things off.

Form an orderly queue gents........
'Will it hurt?' i hear you ask
'Well lads' as the joke goes, 'only if you get your thumbs caught!!!!'

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