If farts have lumps..i am definately shitting myself

Within the last few weeks i have been approached not only to do 'stand up comedy/afterdinner speaking' but also to appear on a mainstream chatshow.
I assume this attention is due to the publication of my book: BODY WORSHIP-True stories of a sex goddess.
This is all very well, but whilst i am adept at disrobing for a stranger...i quake at the prospect of standing up for an expectant audience or sitting down to be grilled on the intricacies of the 'sex industry'
I hope i aquit myself well..but this is like learning a new trade.
I remember my first patron....and i was petrified.
Now i have to terrify myself with something else.
I guess that's life.
L

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