Honeymoon!!!

The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.
The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."
"Uh huh," said the old man.
"We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman.
"Uh huh," said the old man.
"And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman.
"That's right," said the old man, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"

Love this joke....funny too!

its ok. haha.

funny :)

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This is funny joke.

Thank you to make me laugh! xxooxx Apple

Hiii.... Here is some more fun....

*SEX BOOSTER*

A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working.

So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy.

"Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself.

That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, she's even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food.

Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to give her a call. A little boy answers the phone.

Santa says, "Little boy, is your mother home?"

"No, she's...who's this?" the little boy asks.

"I'm a friend of your mother's and I gave her some pills to help her out a couple of weeks ago. Maybe you know how it's going?"

"That was you?!" the little boy says. "Let me tell you -- Mom's dead, maid is pregnant, my ass hurts and Dad's in the attic going, 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.' "

hahaha..so funny..

hahahhaha