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Why should men masturbate?

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10/16/10 08:07
SerenaSinful
SerenaSinful
LOL! Masturbation Marathons? At the risk of sounding like a freak, I'd like to see that just to see what a "marathon" entails...since I doubt it has little to do with running 26.2 miles (don't know km conversion off the top of my head, sorry.).


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10/16/10 08:34
EroticSynergy
EroticSynergy
quote daniccaramos :


There have been masturbation marathons and health service slogans such as "an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away".


Funny that you should mention "masturbation marathons."

Here's an interesting story I found regarding this subject doing a Google search. In all probability, this is a lampoon. 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period? WOW!

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WORLD RECORD MASTURBATION

It's official, Snoochy Boochy is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Snoochy Boochy achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Snoochy Boochy remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Snoochy Boochy is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Snoochy Boochy was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Snoochy Boochy said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

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I may try to see how many times I can orgasm in a 3 hour period, but I think I'll be on sensory overload! Hahahahahaha!

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10/16/10 13:07
EroticSynergy
EroticSynergy
Masturbation marathon?

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